Inspires Chaos

When I was little, I didn't know the contents of dog food. What kid did? So why was I so eager to go and eat it? I'd grab my dog's bowl and hide around the corner of the house and munch on his food, happy as can be, but listening for the condemning footsteps. I never got caught, I enjoyed my little treat alone, squatting on the cement. It was my little secret. But why dog food??